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i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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