im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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