her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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