Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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