I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Congratulations! We have a period
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