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The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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