well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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