Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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