Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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