I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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