she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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