It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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