Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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