ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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