All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Randomize
