She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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