you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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