Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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