school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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