so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
tequila makes me forget i have legs
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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