we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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