it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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