Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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