He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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