: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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