I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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