You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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