found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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