i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I touched a dick in church today
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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