I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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