Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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