You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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