Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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