I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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