you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
