What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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