Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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