My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Shame is for Republicans.
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