Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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