My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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