I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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