Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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