Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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