I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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