pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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