I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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