What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
