Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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