I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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