I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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